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sixfeetunderjack-bandgasm:

Thank you. My life is complete

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

booknutty:

solemn-things:

booknutty:

if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

forgetful01:

kniteoftheoldcode:

anemonta:

furb

no

YES

lionscars:

WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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loveandddrevenge:

ign0rantfuck:

EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS

Wow

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing